The season premier of Desperate Housewives probably proved that sex sells (yet again). Teasing trailers showing a well-built man tending his front lawn topless and a neighbouring lady washing her car in a loosely buttoned blouse and drenching herself over her breast with 2 wet sponges. The tv-voice said it was 'Sex in the City' in the suburbs. OOOhhhh... I couldn't wait to find out how desperately in need of loving these housewives were! (LOL! that sounded rather ahem... you all understand that I'm just being honest and that their ploy worked and I took the bait)

But....

The season started off in a really morbid way.

The narrator shot herself in the head not even 5 mins into the show. And 'she' continued to narrate......

As the week unfolded, various things happen to the families living on that lane.
The narrator's wake, a career-woman-turned-housewife meets her ex-colleague in the mall, a sexy latino-looking wife of a rich businessman seduces the garderner, 2 widows fight for the single stranger that just moved into the neighbourhood, a perfect wife's perfect life is starting to get on the rest of the family's nerves, secrets lurk under the swimming pool... oh man... SINISTER!

Be sure to catch it next week... mondays channel 5 at 10pm!

Pangy was pricked and bled at 11:18 PM